Where were you when the titanic sank?

I am assuming something is definitely AMAZING if are were in fact: a survivor from the sinking Titanic, are over 100 years old, know how to use a computer, and you still have the eyesight and wherewithall to READ a blog. Congratulations you lucky son of a bitch. What drugs are you taking? I need to invest in whatever you're doing right.... But most of us readers are not as lucky as the 100 year old son of a gun. For example, I wasn't even alive. I was 11 years old when the movie came out - thanks James Carmmeron. (snickering) When I was 11, my elementary school class decided to see the movie all together. Now that I'm thinking about it, how the hell did they let in 35 eleven year olds into a pg-13 movie? Crazy ass staff... Well anyways...I'm sitting next to my "boyfriend" Bryce. Holding hands was a epic moment. Our pinky fingers barely interlocking were the beezneez then. Legit! But of course everyone is STARING at us because we are holding hands. So we were asked by some snotty girl in my class (Shelly) "Have you kissed?" Me am Bryce have not kissed by that point. Our pinky fingers touching was like first base - are you joking? But because I wanted to "fit in" I replied to stupid Shelly with "yes." So then Shelly (little biotch) asks us to kiss in front of her. Without a moments hestitation Bryce leans in for a peck. Twice in a row. I might have peed in my pants a little. Don't let assholes in your life, like Shelly, pester you into doing shit you're not ready for. Honestly everyone needs a first kiss. I just wish I wasn't taking direction from damn Shelly to make it happen. Oh well... My second was with a guy two years later, also named Bryce. Weird. But that time, it was not on cue, and was unexpected. Screw you Shelly. (there is no actual hate. It's just fun to dog on her in a blog that she will never read). the end