Best Butt

Some people have a word that can sum up every characteristic of who they are. "Idiot" "skank" and "lazy" are some examples. I have been trying to think of what my word would be. I'm not genius. I haven't figured it out yet. But I do know that if my blog ever became noticed beyond the few people who read this, I would turn my favorite blogs into a book, and the book would be entitled "Classic.". So don't steal my idea a*****e, that's intellectual theft and it was my idea first. Classic sums up the emotions of how I feel after pondering the crazy moments in my life. Good or bad, it's still me and something I will always remember.

So moving on.

My sister, Michelle, and I decided to tell each other what we want for Christmas/Kwanza/Festivus this year. She wrote an email saying she wanted a book about Frida Kahlo and I wrote back saying I wanted a Best Buy gift card (or so I thought) so I can buy myself a functioning computer. I have a piece of crap grandma status HP "special edition" that takes 10 minutes to turn on.

Here is what was actually sent to each other via email:

Hey Michelle,

That's great, looks like a good book.  I don't know if you have something in mind for me, but if you haven't got me anything yet I have an idea.  I am in major need of a new computer and I'm planning on getting it from best but. So I'm totally happy with getting a best but gift card - I'm definitely going to use it!!


Michelle's reply:
One Best Butt gift card coming right up!!

Bloody hell. D*** it. Auto corrector or auto fill whatever the bloody hell that is sucks. Thank god this didn't happen in an email to my boss or a client.

My reply back:
Oh Jesus.  I love best butt.  They have all I need.  Old panties that are huge with stains on them.  Electronic loofas that can scrub my butt all day.  
I can't wait for xmas!  
Love, Sarcastical girl

Jesus H Christ.