Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Texts from Sam

Here is a sample of some texts I get from Sam.  His grammar and spelling are questionable most of the time.  He clearly does not edit before sending.  Christ.  I KNOW he went to college.  Let's not text in psychobabble.  But I digress.  Here are a few I have gotten.  Most of which I receive comes with no reference to them.  Good lord.



OMG tjs now has horseradish lol
I guess this news makes him so happy he has to "lol"


You like
I have no idea what he's referring to.




I will do it pt
Again I have no clue.  what?




Magic is man
Yes, I know Magic Johnson is male.  Are you trying to say he IS the man?




?
Are you confused about something?




Ooo do tell
What am I telling you?  




You have hot ass
Why thank you, caveman.  You have hot ass.  Go kill reindeer.  Coming?  Grrr.  Sleep.  Grrrrr







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